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the (lost) 11th commandment!
Mar. 14th, 2011 09:02 pmApropos of I have no fuckin' clue Medra & I were talking about how there was an 11th commandment, but it didn't get written down. Here is how I imagine this went...
"...AND LASTLY, THYNE SHALL NOT PLACEITH THYNE DICK INTO THE CRAZY."
Israelites catch up with writing the other 10 and look how nicely it is spaced and even before looking to each other.
"Well, we have it all spaced out so nicely...besides, it's kinda common sense, no?" (Because ancient Jews spoke with a Brooklyn accent)
AND THUS THE 11TH COMMANDMENT WAS FORGOTTEN.
THE END...?
"...AND LASTLY, THYNE SHALL NOT PLACEITH THYNE DICK INTO THE CRAZY."
Israelites catch up with writing the other 10 and look how nicely it is spaced and even before looking to each other.
"Well, we have it all spaced out so nicely...besides, it's kinda common sense, no?" (Because ancient Jews spoke with a Brooklyn accent)
AND THUS THE 11TH COMMANDMENT WAS FORGOTTEN.
THE END...?
