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Amy Adams To Play Lois Lane Alongside Henry Cavill In Zack Snyder’s ‘Superman’

My friends response and conversation with our friend Amy--and my succinct answer:
Matt: Amy Adams. Really. Amy Adams. Fuck you, Zack Snyder.
Amy: Who would you have cast?
Matt: Lena Headey, Marion Cotillard, Famke Janssen, Rebecca Hall, Crista Flanagan, Maggie Siff would all be better choices. Although none as good as Margot Kidder, Phyllis Coates, or Noel Neill.
Me: At least it's not Kate Bosworth--it could be worse.
Matt: ...low blow.

NERD LOLZ.
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Medra: *tries to open apple sauce, can't and grabs the jar opener and still is unable to*
Me: *I take it, put down the jar opener and open it with my hands*
Medra: *pouts*
Me: Don't worry--you loosened it for me!
Medra: I appreciate you trying to save my masculinity, but I was born with a vagina so it was doomed from the start!
Me: *ROTFLMAO*

I love my roomies. Currently watching (and riffing on) Robotech with Jess & Medra.
Going to go get some foods.
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Apropos of I have no fuckin' clue Medra & I were talking about how there was an 11th commandment, but it didn't get written down. Here is how I imagine this went...

"...AND LASTLY, THYNE SHALL NOT PLACEITH THYNE DICK INTO THE CRAZY."

Israelites catch up with writing the other 10 and look how nicely it is spaced and even before looking to each other.
"Well, we have it all spaced out so nicely...besides, it's kinda common sense, no?" (Because ancient Jews spoke with a Brooklyn accent)

AND THUS THE 11TH COMMANDMENT WAS FORGOTTEN.

THE END...?

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