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Be cool my babies, be cool! We're back! Today is our last full day in Bath. *audience: "AWWWW"* I know, I know, but be strong! We've enjoyed our time here, and seen some wonderful things. And now, as always we must be moving onwards and upwards---towards Kimglish. *insert evil cackle here*

ANNNYWAYYS, I know you're all chomping at the bit to know what we've been up to so here it is ladies and germs! *audience: "LAUGH BITCHES"*

Highlights of the past...wtf ever many days:

-Gimpy---my duffel...had to shoot it today, ol' gimpy couldn't take it with the bum wheel and all.

-Walking around rainy Bath with Gimpy getting looks like "You know you're bag is dragging on the ground right?" And looking back at them saying (with my face) "NO!? REALLY!? YOU'RE FUCKIN' SHITTIN' ME MAN!"

-Our awesome concierge. He's cute. He serenaded us when we arrived!

-Jane Austen Centre---seeing awesome REAL stuffs from her and her family, and hats, and fans and the like. As well as the costumes used in "Jane Austen Regrets".

-Jane Austen Shop...not only were there DARCY's galore, but they had more than a dozen of the Colin Firth portrait reproductions hanging about the place in diff. sizes, on notebooks, keyrings, magnets. --Oh, and Jess being THOROUGHLY disturbed by that. I cracked up.

-Roman Bath house. It's so beautiful---it's lovely, simply lovely. So many different religions, cultures, periods of people and different explanations for the water---which by the by is flowing through lead pipes and unfiltered. There is a sign by the hot pool with a big black ! in a bright yellow triangle that says "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE FUCKING WATER YOU MORONS!" (I summarize) And below lists reasons why. You can see on the sides of the pools the nasty fungi growing. But does that stop any one? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT DOESN'T!...I hope they get lead poisoning, personally.

-"Oh when the saints, go marching in,
Oh when the saints go marching---into the Roman Baths" - Homeless guy singing outside of the Roman baths that cracked us up. If we had extra cash, it'd go to THAT guy.

-I GOT ICED COFFEE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-We found one place for lunch that had filtered coffee, and I was ready to kiss the guy! Okay, so he was freaking adorable too, and coffee or no I would have, but STILL. I told him to bring me coffee and a glass of ice and he said he'd try it later...he was so perplexed by it! IT'S COFFEE ON ICE!? HOW IS THAT CONFUSING?!

ello my lovelies! No, you're not going mad, we're back for another EXCITING update! (*insert wild applause here*) Yes, yes, now, on with the show!

Highlights of the past two days:

- Tate...and seeing Jessie's professor there. Yes, the one that teaches at MASS-FUCKING-ART. (Seminar in Romanticism) WTF?!
- Jess being TOTALLY AWKWARD. (and me laughing me freakin' arse off...yes, me instead of my...DEAL)
- Walking...everywhere...no, seriously, EVERYWHERE.
- McD's. (mc nugs ya'll!)
- JW WATERHOUSE! *toves can die happy...hopefully not soon, but happy whenever the day comes)
- LOBSTERPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- KIMGLISH AS A DUCK! --she was chillin' on some stairs by the Thames, going to town cleaning herself. No sense of propriety that girl! :P
-STARBUCKS
- VICAR OF DIBLEY!!!!!!!!!!
- Getting separated from Jess---then realizing we were taking the tube in the WRONG direction. Niiiiice. (Jess just waved as she pulled away. I shat myself)
-THE FREAKING GLOBE MOTHERFUCKERS! (Jess said to keep the swearing to a minimum, but since you all know me, and know THE Globe is a big deal, I think it was needed. Kay thanxz)
- The Rose---OMFG! LITERATURE HISTORY! (And alge!)...(OH! And Ian McKellen and Ralph Fiiiiiiiiines! *wiiiink*)
- Toves fan girling
-Snarky dude who sold us our tickets.
-PETER O'TOOLE! (as Hamlet/hottie) ...yes I went there. ♥
-Tova getting "Patterns of Fashion---the cut and construction of clothes for men and women c.1560-1620" SUCK IT FASHION DEPT! SUCK MY CORK! . . . >.<
-Dude checking us? Jessie's blue toes out.
-Fan girling over Percy.
-Singing "The Creation of Man"
-SHISH! (restaurant) Twas wondrous good food---and we filled out the comment sheet, and it said "name of server" and we weren't sure so I wrote (in my brilliance) "Not sure, but he's cute!" . . . He collected it before we got to pay the tab, SHOWED HIS BOSS. Then came over and told us his name.

...Yeah, when we left Jess and I looked at each other and said his name was...
Jess: I heard Tim.
Toves: I heard Steve.

...


I guess we'll never know.

Alrighty, that's it for now! Do enjoy the bits we've given you, and feel free to laugh hysterically, you know we did!

Much love!

Toes & Jeb

PS . . .


MADE YOU LOOK! *cackles*

Got my travel duffle. After looking all over the Providence Place Mall for hours with my sick Mum, I found it at CV fuckin' S. Go figure.

Mom found these backpacks that become these tiny keychains! UNFUCKING REAL MAN! Got a pretty shirt too.

Mum in her travels, has found us:
space bags.
Charmin Freshmates. (adult flushable wipes) Yes, she went there. Oh, btw, they're the family size pack. WHOOO HOOO!

I fuckin' love my mom

The following has just been added to the London itinerary.


"We're currently shooting our second episode back from the strike, and that's the first two of the eight we are shooting through the end of June. The last two of that eight will be a two-parter shot on location in London, England—we hope. The two that we'll shoot in England are supposed to air as the season four premiere on August 26, and then the middle four episodes of those eight will air after the season premiere, in September."

BOOTH AND BONES WILL BE IN LONDON WHEN WE ARE!!!


Excuse me, I'm going to go have a freak out.


*runs around the house screaming, "IT'S FATE!"*