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So, I'm making this Hugh Laurie banner right? And I'm not sure what text to put on it, so I figured I'd check a few fansites see if they posted anything he liked, and I found a snippet from an interview. If I wasn't in love with the man before I am now.

Quotes from Hugh on the 2003 television series on channel 5 called "I am God" (Aka God Almighty). Host Clive Anderson would ask guests what they would do if they were God:

- "BEING God, I would like to look like Robert Mitchum, but with the voice of Orville - a booming 'godly' voice is so 1990s. I would also redress the inequalities between men and women by giving men much larger sperm and fewer of them.

- Women have a small number of eggs, so it is a great burden on them to decide who they are going to allow to impregnate them.

- If men had bigger sperm they would have to be more responsible and thoughtful about where they deliver them. I would like to have a Mrs God to share my duties with.

- On the whole I am content with the way of the natural world, but I would expect that she would want to change a few things, such as colour schemes.

- Does the rainforest have to be green? Surely lilac would be much nicer.






Bless you Hugh.

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