Jewish LOLZ
Nov. 2nd, 2009 07:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
word_never_saidMy Mum sent me the following in a forward.
A Jewish man was sitting at a Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.
Very upset, he approached him and said: 'Moishe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?'
Moishe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!'
Oy.
A Jewish man was sitting at a Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.
Very upset, he approached him and said: 'Moishe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?'
Moishe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!'
Oy.
