Just for LOLZ
Aug. 1st, 2008 10:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
word_never_saidWorld's Oldest Jokes!
Um, I laughed.
A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
(So you won't spoil yourselves and see both answers at once)
The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?"
A key.
Um, I laughed.
A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
(So you won't spoil yourselves and see both answers at once)
The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?"
A key.
